Today, McCain campaign adviser Douglas Holtz-Eakin suggested that McCain had invented the Blackberry, because McCain had been on Senate Commerce Committee at the same time the Blackberry was invented in Canada. I swear this is true. He said Blackberries are "a miracle that John McCain helped create."Luckily for the readers of How Insane Is John McCain, I have received, direct from McCain campaign headquarters, an exclusive list of the things McCain has invented over the course of his life.
John McCain has invented:
- Blackberries
- quarters
- potted plants
- globes
- carpet
- mom jeans
- tumbleweeds
- the typewriter ribbon
- railroad signals
- #2 pencils
- tomatoes
- poodle skirts
- Arkansas
- napalm
- paintings
- marmots
- morse code
- Bigfoot
- sexism
- grecian urns
- AA batteries
- square dancing
- forest fires
- Internet forwards
- fanny packs
- typos
- awkward pauses
- boy bands
- anger
- Sarah Palin
Maybe he meant that right after God created them, he named blackberries... heh.
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Very funny blog! I couldn't agree more that John McCain and Sarah Palin are bad choices for office. To me McCain&Palin = Unstable&Unable.
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J-Mac yelled at me when a referred to him and Palin as McPalin. He also doesn't like my nickname for Sarah, it's Governacuda!!!
Impressive John McCain invented Internet forwards without the ability to use a computer! That just goes to show you his strength, his conviction, and his character.
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The advisor was waving his Blackberry as an example of telecommunication innovation! It's a load of crap to accuse him of saying McCain invented the Blackberry. It's funny what you hear when you're trying to discredit a candidate. Just saying.
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As it turns out McCain invented Rock and Roll
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