Monday, March 24, 2008

McCain vs. Mr. Potato Head


MCCAIN: Listen to me you Potato Head son of a bitch.

MR. POTATO HEAD: Look, John, I....

MCCAIN: I'll smile for this photo op, but don't think I don't remember what happened in Idaho in 2000.

MR. POTATO HEAD: Ouch, please don't squeeze me so hard. John. I can explain. Look, I'm not even from Idaho!

MCCAIN: George W. Bush 80% of the vote??? Alan Keyes 19%? Do you know what it feels like to come in third place to Alan FREAKING Keyes?

MR. POTATO HEAD: John! Please! I'm not even a real potato!

MCCAIN: Don't pull that crap on me, you Potato Headed freak. Idaho's primaries are on May 27, you'd better hope for a better outcome. Just watch me turn you into a french fry.

MR. POTATO HEAD: I'm made of plastic.... I...

MCCAIN: Don't THINK I won't nuke Idaho. Because I most certainly will.

MR. POTATO HEAD: Help! Someone please help!
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4 comments:

  1. Proud2bHumbleMarch 24, 2008 at 10:23 PM

    lol, haha, funny, thanks!
    Judging by the location of McArmageddonhorny's birdie finger, that's Ms. Patootie Potato, of the Lobbying firm Spuds, Taters and Totts, and Ol' McViagrant is lookin' ta get some Potato Head.
    ;-}

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  2. LarryMarch 25, 2008 at 5:24 AM

    Please tell me which one was Mr. Potatoe Head.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 25, 2008 at 1:45 PM

    if potatoe (i am cdn) and john mccain had a baby would it be called tater tot?

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  4. DiscloseApril 28, 2013 at 3:40 PM

    Isn't it about time you got rid of that Chinese drivel spam

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