More Things McCain Hates

- Nerf
- Globes
- Pig Latin
- Zippers
- HBO
- Monty Python
- Propane
- Noise
- Gelatin
- Neon
- Murder She Wrote
- Mazda
- Pears
- Lichtenstein
- Comic strips
- Scuba diving
- Tokyo
- David Duchovny
- Tour guides
- Giraffes
- Cindybot
- Crumbs
- Weather
- Romantic comedies
- Crosswalks
- Volcanoes
- Tumbleweed
- Montages
- Scalawags
- Icebergs
- Dreams
- Puppet shows
- Regis Philbin
- October
- Cousins
- You

Things McCain Hates

- Labradoodles
- Shoehorns
- Pianos
- Gay sweaters
- Plants
- The Cosby Show
- Fool's gold
- Parakeets
- Dick Van Dyke
- Lakes
- Wikipedia
- Trains
- Puppies and kittens playing together, and separate
- Blogs
- Novels
- Intern Joe
- Fishermen
- Tomatoes
- Netflix
- Tricycles
- William Shatner
- Clouds
- Houses
- Chess
- Wagons
- Seaweed
- Pillow fights
- The Post Office
- Iraq
- Your Mom
- You