MCCAIN: Listen to me you Potato Head son of a bitch.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Look, John, I....
MCCAIN: I'll smile for this photo op, but don't think I don't remember what happened in Idaho in 2000.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Ouch, please don't squeeze me so hard. John. I can explain. Look, I'm not even from Idaho!
MCCAIN: George W. Bush 80% of the vote??? Alan Keyes 19%? Do you know what it feels like to come in third place to Alan FREAKING Keyes?
MR. POTATO HEAD: John! Please! I'm not even a real potato!
MCCAIN: Don't pull that crap on me, you Potato Headed freak. Idaho's primaries are on May 27, you'd better hope for a better outcome. Just watch me turn you into a french fry.
MR. POTATO HEAD: I'm made of plastic.... I...
MCCAIN: Don't THINK I won't nuke Idaho. Because I most certainly will.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Help! Someone please help!