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Greetings flesh vessels.
You may have heard that ((( I have amassed a fortune of more than $100 million of your human dollars. This is true.
You may have heard that I allow my flesh husband John McCain to fly around in my beautiful jet. Also true.
My human father recognized mankind's weakness and made a fortune distributing silly alcohol. And then he passed it to me. But what you don't know is my purpose for amassing such a fortune.
Well, flesh vessels, I have traveled through time and have &&& exclusive access to a video from the future. Watch. This is your future. You will vote for my flesh husband John McCain and you will bow down to your robot masters.
If I were programmed /// to have a sense of humor I would laugh heartily at your foolishness.
Behold. The future:
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Cindybot 3.5 Explains Her $100 million Fortune
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What's this, a tape of last night's news (pick a channel, any channel)? The future is now! Rah rah rah.
If you want to see truly how crazy the world will soon become, check this out:
http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-military-has-shat-and-gotten-off-the-pot/
It would be so awful to be John "Keating Five" McCain's wife.
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