Greetings flesh vessels.
You may have heard that ((( I have amassed a fortune of more than $100 million of your human dollars. This is true.
You may have heard that I allow my flesh husband John McCain to fly around in my beautiful jet. Also true.
My human father recognized mankind's weakness and made a fortune distributing silly alcohol. And then he passed it to me. But what you don't know is my purpose for amassing such a fortune.
Well, flesh vessels, I have traveled through time and have &&& exclusive access to a video from the future. Watch. This is your future. You will vote for my flesh husband John McCain and you will bow down to your robot masters.
If I were programmed /// to have a sense of humor I would laugh heartily at your foolishness.
Behold. The future:
Thursday, May 1, 2008