Thursday, May 1, 2008

Cindybot 3.5 Explains Her $100 million Fortune

[Engage blogpost]

Greetings flesh vessels.

You may have heard that ((( I have amassed a fortune of more than $100 million of your human dollars. This is true.

You may have heard that I allow my flesh husband John McCain to fly around in my beautiful jet. Also true.

My human father recognized mankind's weakness and made a fortune distributing silly alcohol. And then he passed it to me. But what you don't know is my purpose for amassing such a fortune.

Well, flesh vessels, I have traveled through time and have &&& exclusive access to a video from the future. Watch. This is your future. You will vote for my flesh husband John McCain and you will bow down to your robot masters.

If I were programmed /// to have a sense of humor I would laugh heartily at your foolishness.

Behold. The future:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's this, a tape of last night's news (pick a channel, any channel)? The future is now! Rah rah rah.

Anonymous said...

If you want to see truly how crazy the world will soon become, check this out:

http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/the-military-has-shat-and-gotten-off-the-pot/

libhom said...

It would be so awful to be John "Keating Five" McCain's wife.