Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Things McCain Has Invented

Today, McCain campaign adviser Douglas Holtz-Eakin suggested that McCain had invented the Blackberry, because McCain had been on Senate Commerce Committee at the same time the Blackberry was invented in Canada. I swear this is true. He said Blackberries are "a miracle that John McCain helped create."

Luckily for the readers of How Insane Is John McCain, I have received, direct from McCain campaign headquarters, an exclusive list of the things McCain has invented over the course of his life.

John McCain has invented:

- Blackberries
- quarters
- potted plants
- globes
- carpet
- mom jeans
- tumbleweeds
- the typewriter ribbon
- railroad signals
- #2 pencils
- tomatoes
- poodle skirts
- Arkansas
- napalm
- paintings
- marmots
- morse code
- Bigfoot
- sexism
- grecian urns
- AA batteries
- square dancing
- forest fires
- Internet forwards
- fanny packs
- typos
- awkward pauses
- boy bands
- anger
- Sarah Palin

11 comments:

BadTux said...

Maybe he meant that right after God created them, he named blackberries... heh.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Unknown said...

Very funny blog! I couldn't agree more that John McCain and Sarah Palin are bad choices for office. To me McCain&Palin = Unstable&Unable.

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Chus said...

Hot news!: McCain suspends campaign

Anonymous said...

If deemed worthy for your blogs that McCain would like to yell at, I'd like to be added.

www.abstractionreaction.com

J-Mac yelled at me when a referred to him and Palin as McPalin. He also doesn't like my nickname for Sarah, it's Governacuda!!!

PrinGen Publishing said...

Impressive John McCain invented Internet forwards without the ability to use a computer! That just goes to show you his strength, his conviction, and his character.

;)

angelinjones said...

The advisor was waving his Blackberry as an example of telecommunication innovation! It's a load of crap to accuse him of saying McCain invented the Blackberry. It's funny what you hear when you're trying to discredit a candidate. Just saying.
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Buzz Marketing

Anonymous said...

As it turns out McCain invented Rock and Roll

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