As the world's attention is consumed with the long Hillary Clinton suicide mission better known as the Democratic primary, John McCain is busy wheezing around the country on a "biography tour," which is apparently supposed to remind everyone that John McCain is unbelievably old.
Amid the crushing boredom of this tour, the Wall Street Journal's Washington Wire blog would have you believe that young Johnny McCain was a red-blooded American slut!! First there was the imaginary Brazillian girlfriend, now they're trying to tell us that McCain banged a stripper who cleaned her nails with a switchblade
Yeah. That checks out.
Who's up next on McCain's black book circa 1958, the Queen of France?
Thursday, April 3, 2008
McCain's "I Bonked a Broad At Every Port" Tour Continues in Florida
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