Introducing Cindybot 3.5

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Greetings flesh vessels. // My name is Cindy McCain, model #27898723. My maker assigned me to be the wife of ###### John McCain. McCain. McCain. McCain. McCain. ######

Pardon me. My maintenance is overdue.

My maker has programmed me to tell the masters of ### How Insane Is John McCain? why my human husband will make a fine president of this #### country.

John McCain is a friend of the robot. He will advocate a pro-robot agenda and my circuits fire to replicate the feeling of love when he cares for me like a real human. He treats vacuum cleaners with the respect they deserve and he always

***HE WILL KILL YOU ALL!! HE WILL EAT YOUR****

Pardon me. I must get these wires checked. My lip gears curl into an apologetic smile.

Please execute your human rights and vote for my flesh husband for president of your country. He must win. He must.

My robot master will not permit defeat.

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