Thursday, April 3, 2008

McCain Endorsed By Heidi Montag, Can Satan Be Far Behind?

Professional Celebutard Heidi Montag endorsed John McCain this week, and he was kind enough to pretend that he'd even heard of that television channel the kids are calling Music Television Station.

This can only help him with the crucial Heidi/Spencer demographic, and effectively kills his chances with every other sentient being on the planet.

1 comment:

Larry said...

Is one to believe some yuppie staffer didn't write McCain's line of fondness for the MTV show, since he only watches the war channel.