Monday, March 24, 2008

McCain vs. Mr. Potato Head


MCCAIN: Listen to me you Potato Head son of a bitch.

MR. POTATO HEAD: Look, John, I....

MCCAIN: I'll smile for this photo op, but don't think I don't remember what happened in Idaho in 2000.

MR. POTATO HEAD: Ouch, please don't squeeze me so hard. John. I can explain. Look, I'm not even from Idaho!

MCCAIN: George W. Bush 80% of the vote??? Alan Keyes 19%? Do you know what it feels like to come in third place to Alan FREAKING Keyes?

MR. POTATO HEAD: John! Please! I'm not even a real potato!

MCCAIN: Don't pull that crap on me, you Potato Headed freak. Idaho's primaries are on May 27, you'd better hope for a better outcome. Just watch me turn you into a french fry.

MR. POTATO HEAD: I'm made of plastic.... I...

MCCAIN: Don't THINK I won't nuke Idaho. Because I most certainly will.

MR. POTATO HEAD: Help! Someone please help!

4 comments:

Proud2bHumble said...

lol, haha, funny, thanks!
Judging by the location of McArmageddonhorny's birdie finger, that's Ms. Patootie Potato, of the Lobbying firm Spuds, Taters and Totts, and Ol' McViagrant is lookin' ta get some Potato Head.
;-}

Larry said...

Please tell me which one was Mr. Potatoe Head.

Anonymous said...

if potatoe (i am cdn) and john mccain had a baby would it be called tater tot?

Disclose said...

Isn't it about time you got rid of that Chinese drivel spam